MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
(Source: thatfunnystuff.com)
- friend: mentions random state/country
- me: oh i have a friend that lives there
- friend: how'd you meet them
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me: well not online
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
(Source: glameow)
once my math teacher was talking about relationships and she forgot how to say ‘break up with your boyfriend’ so she just said ‘how do you say you fire your boyfriend’
(Source: fucking-go)
Today in my english class we were discussing about the topic “should we talk to strangers on the internet?” and they were like “OH NO OMFG WE CAN NEVER DO THAT” and i was like
